The Sith Academy Drinking Game
(mostly) by Amy Klein
Additional suggestions from the SithAcademy-Talk list in italics - added 12/22-24.
The Unofficial Sith Academy Drinking Game--To be played while reading Sith Academy Stories and drinking Pan Galactic Gargleblasters, vintage Alderaanian ale, or lots and lots of caffeinated soda.
Take one drink when:
- Lord Sidious enters Maul's apartment and comments on the general disorder and uncleanliness of the place.
- Maul is playing Jedi Roadkill.
- Maul is wearing his infamous Sith Lords Kick Ass tee-shirt.
- Maul is assigned to some sort of menial job.
- Maul screams "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in response to Lord Sidious' latest loathesome assignment.
- Obi-Wan's lovey dovey hammy wammy is no match for Maul's apprentice.
- Maul discovers someone who might easily be converted to the Dark Side.
- Obi-Wan calls Maul his boyfriend.
- Qui-Gon is vexed.
- One of the ladies kicks ass.
- Every time Palpatine lusts after his apprentice / sleeps with Qui-Gon / is surrounded by cute but dumb boy-toys.
Take two drinks when:
- This someone is an all-powerful female with serious PMS.
- Obi-Wan screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in response to Maul's latest victorious Dark Side scheme.
- A reference is made to Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's sexual preferences.
- Maul is lounging on his couch wearing nothing but boxers.
- Maul is forced to clean and/or organize his apartment.
- A half-eaten pizza is currently undergoing colonization by small sentient lifeforms from Alpha-Centauri.
- Maul has to go shopping.
- Maul's cat defeats him using the Sith Mind Whammy.
- Obi-Wan gets a new hamster (one litter counts as one hamster). [Contributed by Cathryn - SpikeDchs@aol.com]
- Maul encounters and defeats a pimply-faced youth.
Take three drinks when:
- The pimply-faced youth is Obi-Wan.
- Maul notices that his ass is looking particularly nice.
- Maul vows revenge on his master, but decides now is not the time to destroy the cackling freak.
- A reference is made to Yoda's sexual preferences (i.e. biker bars).
- Maul forces Obi-Wan to perform various necessary tasks for him.
- Maul uses his double-sided lightsaber.
- Maul uses his other lightsaber (see Darth Maul Gets Laid).
- Maul rightfully exclaims "I am hot shit!"
- Obi-Wan stands up to or mouths off at Qui-Gon.
- Maul manages to out-smart/out-whammy/vex My Apprentice.
Drain your glass when:
- Maul calls Obi-Wan his boyfriend.
(6/18/99 - 12/24/99)