Sex machine I am, hmm?
Resist me, you should not.
Judge me by my size, do you?
Hung like a Hutt, I am.

Dismayed, I was, to find that Estrogen Brigades already existed for Master Qui-Gon Jinn and Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi. Mere padawan, he is! Member of the Jedi Council, I am! And yet Estrogen Brigade he had, and I had not. If something want you done, do it yourself, you must.

Wait...estrogen is what women have? No! Want I a Testosterone Brigade! Stop! Edit this page, I must! Hmph! Strong in the Force is my delete key. Stuck it seems to be. Dried Wookieemint lube, I detect.

Site for grownups, this is. Padawans too young for Masters, visit this site they should not.