The Sith Academy Cheer

The Sith Academy Cheer
by jedimom
anotherjedimom@lycos.com
art by Em (countessa_maul@yahoo.com
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A-C-A-D-E-M-Y
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y

Sith don’t cuddle!
Sith don’t quit!
Maul and Obi are both hot shit!

Hamster Death Gulps,
Guinness, Pete’s,
Dig that Jedi’s gymnastic feats!

Not too sweet,
Not too tall,
Bang that headboard against the wall!

Feel, don’t think!
Show, don’t tell!
Maul and Obi are hot as hell!

Mayhem, murder, intrigue, disaster!
All rise up and strike down your master!

END