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• Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
• X-Men: The Movie
• Badfic

Everyone Loves Yoda - NC-17 (7 KB)

Yoda goes out for a night on the town to take care of his...special needs. Extremely silly. (5/99)

Razor's Edge - NC-17 (10 KB)

A frustrated Obi-Wan heads out for a night on the town and has a run-in with the Dark Side in the form of Darth Maul. (5/99)

Razor's Edge 2 - NC-17 (13 KB)

Obi-Wan faces his greatest fears on Dagobah when he's once again confronted with Darth Maul. (6/99)

Requiescat - R (95 KB)

An alternate ending to The Phantom Menace. Maul attempts to turn Obi-Wan to the Dark Side. (9/99)

Blessed Are the Broken - PG-13 (66 KB)

Two years after the events of The Phantom Menace, Obi-Wan discovers Maul is alive on Tatooine. (3/00)

Last Night, I Dreamed - NC-17 (7 KB)

A silly/steamy Maul/Obi-Wan plot, what plot? story from Obi-Wan's point of view. Post-TPM. (4/00)

Life Happens Close to the Ground - NC-17 (10 KB)

A Maul/Obi-Wan smutfest. No plot whatsoever, just anonymous, consensual sex. (4/00)

Choices - NC-17 (187 KB - or read in smaller chunks)

A serious alternate universe tale where Sidious is the one who confronts the Jedi on Naboo and dies, leaving a badly mentally disturbed Maul with only one option. (5/00)

Savage Luv - NC-17 (7 KB)

Think you've read bad Maul/Obi-Wan slash? Think again. A parody of bad M/O I've seen on the Web. (6/00)

Yavin Four - R (117 KB)

Unfinished sequel to "Requiescat." (8/00)

I've also got a really whacked Darth Maul fanfic page (which contains heaping helpings of Maul/Obi-Wan - last updated 6/01):

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Beneath the Harrow

A first-person Toad point of view saga beginning shortly before the movie and then going on from there. There's enough stories that I've given them their own page. Click on the title above to go there.

And my other Toad fics:

Prison Buddies: An Unlikely Tale - NC-17 (4 KB)

I wanted to write Toad/Wolverine slash, but I couldn't think of a way to do it plausibly. So I did it implausibly. (8/00)

Witness for the Defense - PG-13 (46 KB)

Jean Grey gets called to the hospital to help them deal with an injured and under arrest Toad. (8/00)

A Toad and a Wolverine Walk into a Bar - NC-17 (14 KB)

Another implausible excuse to get the two of them together. Not quite as silly as "Prison Buddies," but close. (10/00)

A Toad and a Wolverine Walk into a Bar Again - NC-17 (13 KB)

A sequel to the above. Oy. (10/00)

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All of the following can be found at Bad Fanfic! No Biscuit! Before you go, a little explanation is in order. "Bad Fanfic! No Biscuit!" is a site where authors get together and write deliberately bad fanfic to showcase the worst aspects of fanfic writing. It's our way of saying, "Hey, we don't like it when authors do X," without actually singling out specific authors for ridicule. All stories are written in character, as it were, and the badfic elements are pointed out in footnotes.

Savage Luv - NC-17

Amazingly terrible Maul/Obi-Wan. Oh man, it's bad. And it has pictures! (6/00)

My Dark Lover - NC-17

Mary Sue meets Darth Maul. Be afraid. (6/00)

Starburst - NC-17

How not to write sex, starring Aeryn and John from Farscape. (6/00)

Love and Hellmouths: a Round Robin - NC-17

A bad round robin set in the Buffy universe. I get to be the round robin contributor who's only in it to fuck things up. (11/00)

My Chocolate Starfish - PG-13

Real people fic meets Mary Sue meets irrational anger for the wife of a star, starring Wes Borland and Angel. (1/01)

The One - PG

A story about the perils of songfic. Scully sings Limp Bizkit to Doggett. (1/01)

Mulder Gets an Anal Probe - NC-17 (for violence)

An example of a story that's ugly for no good reason. (1/01)

Elementary Biology - PG-13

Tom Paris and Chakotay decide to have a baby together, despite the fact that they're both men. (4/01)

Somebody Save Me - NC-17

Clark and Lex from Smallville have a hurt/comfort fest. (12/01)

Spank the Monkey - NC-17

Planet of the Apes goes where it really shouldn't. (12/01)

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